I've got Six More Ways to Know you've been in Prague Too Long:
1) You visit other countries, and try to pay for the free water.
2) You visit peoples homes, and try to pay for the bathroom.
3) You go to other countries and ask to buy chocolate "Students(ka)"
4) You don't hire women because you know they're just going to get pregnant and stay at home-- or worse, join an introduction agency in order to meet more "liberal-minded" Western men, and then disappear.
5) Male British tourists wearing T-shirts that say "When I want your opinion, I'll remove my dick from your mouth" and "She'll struggle less when she's dead" don't make you flinch.
6) You see crystal from other countries and yawn, "what's with the cut glass"?
(some people thought my previous entries were a bit harsh, so I made some changes...in fairness to those Czechs whom I very much admire.)
2) You visit peoples homes, and try to pay for the bathroom.
3) You go to other countries and ask to buy chocolate "Students(ka)"
4) You don't hire women because you know they're just going to get pregnant and stay at home-- or worse, join an introduction agency in order to meet more "liberal-minded" Western men, and then disappear.
5) Male British tourists wearing T-shirts that say "When I want your opinion, I'll remove my dick from your mouth" and "She'll struggle less when she's dead" don't make you flinch.
6) You see crystal from other countries and yawn, "what's with the cut glass"?
(some people thought my previous entries were a bit harsh, so I made some changes...in fairness to those Czechs whom I very much admire.)
posted by Michela Illesa at 14:05
1 Comments:
This is slightly too much!!! :) You are blowing it up a bit!! Its not that bad come one! :)
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