Mystery on the Andel Express...
The Crime: The disappearence of several food and holiday-related items. Were they kidnapped? Sold on the black market? Or Worse, eaten!?!
The Victims: The number of victims is at this time unknown. We do know that Eric's olive oil, Michela's italian herbs, Will's "package" (contents unknown), Geri's talismans and countless empty beer bottles have disappeared from their homes without a trace. The parents of these victims are devastated and unsure how they will recover from such emotional trauma and psychological damage.
Scene of the Crime: Andel Apartments, various kitchens, living room and mail box.
Analysis: There has at this time, been no attempt to ransom said victims. Several shady characters have been noticed entering the Andel apartment complex without invitation, and making loud banging noises, including one Mr. Kozac, and twin brother, Mr. Kozac, previously indicted for empty beer bottle theft.
Is Andel no longer a safe community for our children? Will we have to lock our doors and become a gated community? Who will come to the aid of the poor, foreign, underage (acting) community of Andel, and solve THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING FOOD-RELATED AND HOLIDAY ITEMS???
(Sorry, I don't seem to be able to write anything that isn't intertextualized these days...)
The Victims: The number of victims is at this time unknown. We do know that Eric's olive oil, Michela's italian herbs, Will's "package" (contents unknown), Geri's talismans and countless empty beer bottles have disappeared from their homes without a trace. The parents of these victims are devastated and unsure how they will recover from such emotional trauma and psychological damage.
Scene of the Crime: Andel Apartments, various kitchens, living room and mail box.
Analysis: There has at this time, been no attempt to ransom said victims. Several shady characters have been noticed entering the Andel apartment complex without invitation, and making loud banging noises, including one Mr. Kozac, and twin brother, Mr. Kozac, previously indicted for empty beer bottle theft.
Is Andel no longer a safe community for our children? Will we have to lock our doors and become a gated community? Who will come to the aid of the poor, foreign, underage (acting) community of Andel, and solve THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING FOOD-RELATED AND HOLIDAY ITEMS???
(Sorry, I don't seem to be able to write anything that isn't intertextualized these days...)
posted by Michela Illesa at 13:47
3 Comments:
Why, it's elementary! Geri's "sleepwalking" friend has been on the rampage (again).
Miša, the small bottle of rosemary you brought to our kitchen the other day is still in our cupboard, safely guarded, no worries.
I don’t care much about cooking material, but these empty beer bottles are important Anděl property! We need them to exchange for more beers from Carrefour – whoever drinking the beers from the proceeds of these bottle sales now be damned.
And I agree that the only possible person who let the suspects in when no one’s at home is Ilina, Geri’s evil twin…
Well, it seems two mysteries may be solved: my bottle of ITALIAN SPICES (not Rosemary) was indeed in Jenny and Geri's cupboard, and I think Geri's package of talismans came in the mail today:)
But new information has just come in: the latest Economist is missing, and Geri and jenny's mailbox was broken into last week.
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